Houston-- We have a Problem

This one was fun. They were very persistent. She claimed she was from Houston but as you read it will become obvious couldn't find Houston on a map even if she had help!
Long after I made it clear I knew they were lying they kept at it. I even started insulting her, but she kept at it. For me this one is the most difficult to understand if you've never been some place it's so easy to get caught in a lie, especially if there is a chance the person you're chatting with has been there. Some people just never catch on! The same pattern Attractive picture, vague promises of liasons etc, etc, etc. This one though was using a real picture instead of the super model.

Her Profile




sentremmy: hello
sentremmy: how are u
sentremmy: asl
me: hi
sentremmy: asl
me: ohh I'm old
me: m
me: california
sentremmy: not bad
me: you?
sentremmy: ur age
me: 50
sentremmy: am too young
sentremmy: 25 f
me: ok
sentremmy: location
me: california
sentremmy: state
me: last time I heard california was a state
sentremmy: k
sentremmy: wat do u do for a living
me: partner in a software company
sentremmy: k
sentremmy: can i view ur cam
sentremmy: k
sentremmy: ur name
me: scott
sentremmy: am jenny smith
me: ohh ok
sentremmy: u there
me: yes
sentremmy: am a student
me: ohh okay.... where do you go to school?
sentremmy: and am an orphan
me: I see sorry to hear that
sentremmy: i sponsur my self
me: ok
sentremmy: i lost my dadand mum earliar this year
me: sorry to hear that
sentremmy: in vehicle accident
sentremmy: now i have no father and mother
me: that's too bad...
sentremmy: i born in texas
me: I see
sentremmy: but my dad had a company in africa
me: oh ok
sentremmy: but when i get to africa i see that the company was burnt
me: I see
sentremmy: right now am in africa
me: where in texas are you from?
sentremmy: but i need money to get my flght back to texas
sentremmy: hoston
me: how did you fly to africa on a one way ticket if you have an american passport?
sentremmy: i have my own ticket the one am using to travel
sentremmy: my dad got it for me before he died
me: if you're an american citizen you would have to buy a roundtrip ticket...
me: you can't travel to any african country on a one way ticket
sentremmy: i don't no any thing bout it if it is my dad is alive he can talk about it cos i don't have money to buy ticket
sentremmy: am still small girl
me: 25 isn't small... you're an adult
me: what airport did you fly out of in Houston to get to Africa?
sentremmy: but i need to get back to texas but i don't have enough money for flight
me: well I think you're full of it... I don't think you have ever been to Texas
me: I think you're just another African scam artist
sentremmy: no
sentremmy: don't u undrestand me
me: so what airport did you fly out of to get to Africa?
me: it's a simple question... how come you can't answer it?
sentremmy: well when i get back
sentremmy: we will no each other
me: how come you won't tell me how you flew from Houston to Africa?
me: what airport did you leave from... what airline?
sentremmy: u know take me there
sentremmy: i don't no anything
me: what?
me: how can you not know what airport you flew out of in Houston?
me: unless you are making this up
sentremmy: my dad take me there
sentremmy: can u help me back to texas
me: that makes no sense at all... what did he do drug you and throw you in with the luggage?????
sentremmy: u know i understand all what u are saying
me: so you grew up in houston?
sentremmy: of course
sentremmy: are u single
me: yes I'm single
sentremmy: k
me: so what's the interstate between dallas and houston?
sentremmy: all this question is too difficult for me to answer
me: well of course they are... you've never been in houston
me: or within 3000 miles of it
sentremmy: but my dad no everything about it
me: so are you mentally retarded?
sentremmy: do u see me on profile
me: yes..
sentremmy: k
sentremmy: that is the sample to show u
me: you tell me you grew up in Houston but you can't even answer questions a 9 year old could answer
sentremmy: that i can never lie to someone like
me: so why can't you tell me anything about houston?
sentremmy: u know if is not that my dad and mum has died i can never chart with someone cos my dad dosen't allowed me to go out unless he want to send me an errand
me: so you didn't go to school?
sentremmy: but now i know that God will send me an helper to send me moeny for my flght
me: somewhere there must be someone stupid enough to believe you...
me: but it sure isn't me
sentremmy: have pass out last yera august
sentremmy: i study law
me: at what school?
sentremmy: rustan
sentremmy: in texas
me: where is it in Texas?
me: where did you go as an undergrad?
sentremmy: i go to court of law
sentremmy: pls can u help me
me: jeez you really suck at this
sentremmy: the environment here is too bad
sentremmy: i need too get back
me: I can't believe how bad you are... if you are going to try and scam money form people you have to be able to answer some simple questions
me: you've never been to Houston in your life
me: you're probably not even sure where it is
me: what's the name of the Houston basebal team?
sentremmy: i born in hoston i grew up in hoston
sentremmy: but i don't chart with them
me: okay... so answer qa few questions about houston
me: what radio station did you listen to there?
me: how on earth do you expect people to believe you?????
me: do you really think people are that stupid?
me: you know nothing about the US... nothing about texas
sentremmy: cos in my religion i believe in God i don't lie too someone
sentremmy: ok
me: oh right and I'm Quenn fucking Elisabeth
sentremmy: to asure u that i born in hostos
me: come on how stupid do you think I am??????
sentremmy: not like that
sentremmy: i can i asure u rihgt
me: so how do I get from Houston to Corpus Christi? what didrection do I go?
sentremmy: can u hold the key of my heart
me: well if you were realyl from Houston you could answer some really basic questions
sentremmy: cos i don't believe in lying
me: well then tell me some truth about Houston...
me: tell me a few facts about it
me: you don't even know where it is
sentremmy: i can show u the trust if u can hold the key of my heart
me: I think you're a lying sack of shit
sentremmy: are u married
me: no
sentremmy: k
sentremmy: u know what
me: I know you're an African scam artist
sentremmy: i will like to no ur adress
sentremmy: to show that am trust worhty
me: what area code where you in in houston?
sentremmy: 56493
me: now I know you're a liar
me: you don't even know how many digits in an american area code
sentremmy: i think u don't to believe me
me: no shit sherlock
me: what's to believe...
me: you really suck at this
me: if you are going to scam someone at least spend an hour or 2 learning some basic facts about the place you are supposedly from
sentremmy: when i get back i will do that
me: oh please....
me: you've never fucking been to houston in your life
sentremmy: are u with urn children
me: you have no intention of ever going to houston
sentremmy: k
me: you are looking dfor some sap to send you money and you will never be heard from again
sentremmy: if u can not send me money can u help me to receive goods so that i can see it to get my flight money complete
me: geez you don't miss a trick... so what's next... you dad has money in a lock box in holland and you need my help to get it out????
me: I think you're a scum bag liar... and you just keep trying....
sentremmy: can u helpne to receive goods
sentremmy: i need ur help pls
me: so why are you still talknig to me?
sentremmy: may god bless ur home
me: I think you are a liar and a fraud
sentremmy: ok
sentremmy: to believe
sentremmy: me
me: you have given me no reason to believe you
sentremmy: are u with cell phone
me: you tell me you're from Houston but can't even tell me anything about the city
sentremmy: cos i don't go out
sentremmy: can i hear ur voice
me: but you had to go to school... watch tv...
me: you have to know something about the place you grew uo
me: up
me: I've only been to houston 2 or 3 times but I know all the questions I'm asking you
sentremmy: maybe when i get back to hoston i will went to my collegues
sentremmy: to asked the question
me: you don't even fucking know where houston is...
sentremmy: can i give u my dad cell phone num
me: I don't call Africa
sentremmy: so that u call me
sentremmy: k
sentremmy: can i have ue num
me: I think you're a fraud why would I call you?
me: I don't give it out in chat
sentremmy: so that i can call u
sentremmy: k
sentremmy: no problem
sentremmy: i av to go
me: look you really need to practive if you are going to make it as a scammer.
me: no one is ever going to believe you
sentremmy: since u don't want to believe me
me: well you're a really bad liar
me: why would I believe you
me: you grew up in Houston but can't tell me even one basic fact about the city
me: I can probably tell you more about Lagos than you can tell me about Houston
sentremmy: off course since av been charting with u if am a fraud or a liar i could av ignore u
sentremmy: but since u don't what to believe me
sentremmy: i will like to go
me: well go learn about Houston before you try this crap on someone else
sentremmy: do u know lagos
me: no but I sure could fake it better than you can
sentremmy: that is where my dada company is
sentremmy: i can give u the address to come
me: no thanks
sentremmy: k
sentremmy: since u don't believe
me: wha't to believe..
sentremmy: anything i say is just for god sack
me: you can't even hold a 2 minute conversation about the place you grew up in
me: which tells me you are lying
sentremmy: well god no about everything
sentremmy: k
me: yup god does... but I know a few things too... and god gave me the intelligence to know you're not from Texas
sentremmy: i know that God no about if u don't want too believe me god we answer my prayer
me: well what have you done to make me believe you?
me: you tell me you don't lie.. but I ask you very simple questions.. that any 9 year old living in Houston could answer and you give me a line of bullshit
sentremmy: i can just give u my heart and everything in me
me: do you really think I'm that stupid????
me: you must think i'm an idiot
sentremmy: onto u
me: if you really think I'd berlieve you and send you money
sentremmy: but i try to let u know that am a trust worthy
me: how?
me: by lying that you are from Houston?
me: come on... you realyl think I'm that stupid????????
sentremmy: since u don't want too believe there;s nothing i can do about it but i hadover every thing in God hand
me: well you should learn a little about the place you are supposedly from
sentremmy: ok
sentremmy: no pros
sentremmy: thanx
me: you know nothing... absolutley nothing...
me: how long have yuo been scamming?
me: have you tried this before or am I your 1st one?
me: because you really suck
me: you gave me no reason to even want to try and believe you
sentremmy: ok
me: if you are going to pretend you're really from america... at least learn a few basic facts
me: if you want to send me some money I could coach you
sentremmy: are still there
sentremmy: sorry i got booted
me: yup I'm here
sentremmy: can i view ur cam
sentremmy has started viewing your webcam.

sentremmy: k
sentremmy: u need too trust me
me: why should I trust you?
sentremmy: av ad me
sentremmy: cos i no that u are the helper that god sent to me
me: I tried to hold a conversation with you about your home town and you can't even tell me where it is
sentremmy: k
sentremmy: av u visited lagos before
me: no never have
me: but I have been to Houton
me: I know the names of the airports
sentremmy: k
me: I know the major highways
me: I know the names of the sports teams
sentremmy: k
sentremmy: can u tell me
me: which you don't
me: so it's obvious you have never been there
me: and why should I tell you... so you can scam someone else better next time?
me: why should I do your work for you
me: you want to be a scam artist but you're lazy
sentremmy: is cos i don't go out with area girl
me: unless you were locked in a closet for 25 years you'd know something
sentremmy: am not a scam artist am a trst worhty person
me: okay... here's an easy one... who is the most famous govenment employer in Houston?
me: so tell me 10 things you know about Houston
sentremmy: sir i told u all the question u av been question is too difficult
me: of course they are too difficult if you're lying
sentremmy: am tired of this
me: you tell me you are telling the truth but then can't even tell me basic things about Houston
me: why because I've made you look like a fool
sentremmy: am really tired of this
me: me too
me: you're a really lousy scam artist
me: you really suck
sentremmy: am not
me: my 91 year old mother could scam better than you
sentremmy: u make tired
sentremmy: no pros
me: have you ever gotten some sap to send yuo money????
sentremmy: have a nice day
me: if not you might want to consider a career change
sentremmy: k
me: try an honest job
me: are you even female?
sentremmy: yes off course
sentremmy: should i show u my pics
me: ohh okay... so you can tell me now.. you have never been to Houston right?
sentremmy: what are u talking about
me: well I can show you pics of Robert Redford
me: wow you don't ever change the story do you
me: even when you get caught in a bald faced lie you just keep at it
me: it's amazing
sentremmy: pls can u help me to received some packages
sentremmy: so that i can sell it to get money
me: I think you are a liar a scam artist and a fraud and you still have the balls to ask me this???
me: well how are you going to pay for these packages if you have no money?
sentremmy: i will use my money to buy it and the company will send it to
sentremmy: u
me: well if you have money for packages... why not just buy an airline ticked and come home?
sentremmy: not like that my dad still have money in is account in texas
sentremmy: but nobody am going to send the packages to
me: ohh then it's simple... you don't need my help at all
sentremmy: i need it
me: go to the us embassy tomorrow tell them what happened... they will get in touch with the bank and get yuo money to go home
sentremmy: since u said u can send me money that is the reason i that so
sentremmy: help me pls
me: you just said your dad has money in the us
me: the embssy will help you get it
sentremmy: the goods is in the state
sentremmy: i just want u to help me to receive it and i will send ups or fedex to come and pick it up
me: how are you getting the money to pay for those things?
sentremmy: is footwear and clothes
me: you didn't answer my question
me: how are yuo paying for this stuff?
sentremmy: i use the small money with me here to pay for the stuff
sentremmy: k
me: well fedex to africa would be hudreds of dollars
me: enough money to come home
sentremmy: just for u to receive it and i will send they to pickit up
sentremmy: k
me: well how are you paying for it?
sentremmy: ii use the small money with me here to pay for the stuff
me: well how are you going to make enough money to come home that way then?
sentremmy: i will sell it and i will make profit
sentremmy: what is the time there
me: 2 hours earlier than houston
sentremmy: k
sentremmy: can u help me out
me: you must really be smoking some good shit
sentremmy: or u want me to devide it equally
me: 10 pounds shipped fedex to nigeria cost $225... how could you make any money????
sentremmy: don't worry about it
sentremmy: ok
sentremmy: just for u to receive it and i will send they to pickit up
me: oic... you give them a bogus account number then it gets rejected and billed back to the sender... got it
sentremmy: what do u means
sentremmy: not like that
me: so do you use stolen credit cards?
sentremmy: no
me: this is a really common African scam.... never quite sorted out exactly how you guys work it.... come on you can tell me
me: really this time
me: aren't you forgetting something?
sentremmy: what
me: that your dad has 22 million dollars in a lock box in Amsterdam and you need my help to get the money out
me: it's the only one of the usual african scams you missed.... oh wait you could have also asked me to cash a check
sentremmy: av a nice day
me: bye
me: go find some honest work becasue you suck at this
sentremmy: ur papa
me: wow after all this... that's the best you can do?
me: you really do suck
me: come on you must be really pissed with me
sentremmy: olori buruku
me: go find an honest job
me: but hey thanks it was really entertaining...
me: I'm going to publish it... everyone will get a great laugh