We've all gotten them.. Those get rich quick e-mails from Africa.. Well I have a knack for having them find me in chat and I have a hobby.. tormenting them.. stringing them along making them look foolish and publishing it here for all to see.. Who knew scams could be so funny

Saturday, April 30, 2005

The Liberian Comes Clean

Now this guy was good. One of the best. He almost had me believing him. I knew he was a scammer but he was good enough to have be thinking about going easy on him. But then he tried just a little too hard.. overplayed it a little. So I let him have it and he came clean. I was flattering, told him he was pretty good and he was honest with me. He even offered me a partnership. This guy is definitely one to be careful of and I'm sure many a good Samaratan is taken in.

He spilled a lot of good secrets, how they use women's pictures because they work so much better and how much he makes. That I think was as much bragadoccio as anything else after all he worked me for well over an hour and was trying for fifty bucks.



franca4u0147: hello

me: hi

franca4u0147: how u doing?

franca4u0147: asl pls

me: I'm okay you?

me: you can see my asl on my profile thanks

franca4u0147: 28f from liberia

me: ohh okay

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: ur name pls

franca4u0147: im fransica

me: Scott

franca4u0147: nice meetingu

me: nice meeting you too

franca4u0147: ty

franca4u0147: u married?

me: no I'm a widower

franca4u0147: sory

me: well was a long time ago

franca4u0147: whit how maney kids

me: no kids

franca4u0147: ur age

me: 50

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: u have cam?

me: yes

franca4u0147: can i see u

me: sure

franca4u0147: ty

franca4u0147 has started viewing your webcam.

me: sure

franca4u0147: u hubby

me: huh?

franca4u0147: do u like blck lady?

me: sure

franca4u0147: send ur email address to see my pics

me: me@yahoo.com

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: hold on 4 my pics

me: ok

franca4u0147: w

franca4u0147: what do u do 4 a living?

me: I'm a partner in a software company

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: can i ad u?

me: sure if you like

franca4u0147: scott pls ur location?

me: california

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: i was once a final yr student in my contry b4 the war started in liberia

me: ohh ok that's too bad

franca4u0147: my father wsa kidd due to the war and my boyfriend and my two yonger brother

franca4u0147: i was resque by the nigeria army

Yahoo! Messenger: franca4u0147 may be offline. If so, the message will be sent and franca4u0147 will see it after signing in.(4/30/2005 5:05 PM)

me: ohh ok

franca4u0147: now im in nigeria whit my mom

me: ohh ok

franca4u0147: did u see my pics

me: just looking now

me: you are very pretty

franca4u0147: ty

franca4u0147: scott how was ur love life?

me: don't have one really

franca4u0147: sure

franca4u0147: mom colapse a week ago

me: ohh sorry to hear that

franca4u0147: this make me so worried

franca4u0147: now am at hospital cafe

me: ohh ok

franca4u0147: how is life over there scott

me: it's okay

franca4u0147: SCOTT LIKE HOW MUCH U MAKE MONTLY

me: nothing

franca4u0147: I MAEN UR PAY

me: yes.. I don't take a slaray

franca4u0147: WHY?

me: becasue all the money except my expenses goes back into the company

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: do u live alone

me: yes

franca4u0147: can i stay whit u if i come over there?

franca4u0147: after mum opration finish?

me: well not sure you could get a visa

franca4u0147: my mum is sivk 4 now this make me so worried

franca4u0147: cox i dont want to lose her cox she is the only one lef 4 me

me: ok I understand

franca4u0147: can u get a job 4 me there?

me: well the problem is you can't get a visa

franca4u0147: yes

franca4u0147: can i stay whit u?

me: well if you can get there

franca4u0147: i will

me: ok

franca4u0147: mum have a kidney problem

franca4u0147: this make me worried

me: I see...

franca4u0147: can u do me a favoure?

me: what's that?

franca4u0147: one of mum old freind just arrive from mexico saw mum condition she feel so bad 4 her

me: I see

franca4u0147: but promise to help me whit some cash

me: I see

franca4u0147: but she said 4 now she has no cash at hand

me: oh I see

franca4u0147: but promise to issue me a check drawn in U.S A BANK

franca4u0147: but on one condition

me: hat's that?

franca4u0147: she said if only i have trusted friend over there that can help me to cash the money and send back for mom opration to commense queicly

franca4u0147: pls can u help me to cash the check?

me: why doesn't she just have someone from her family transfer the money directly?

franca4u0147: she is a business woman

franca4u0147: she travell alot

me: even better... have someone from her company transfer cash

franca4u0147: she has no company

franca4u0147: she travell to buy goods

me: thought you said she was a businesswoman

franca4u0147: yes

me: well she should be able to get in touch with her bank and arrange a transfer

franca4u0147: she can only isuue me the check

me: well then

me: I can't help you...

franca4u0147: she said i should look for someone to do that 4 me

me: I can't do anything with a check made out to you

franca4u0147: can u help me whit some money?

me: no sorry I don't send money to people I've never met

franca4u0147: she is not responding well to treatment

me: sorry to hear that

franca4u0147: no

franca4u0147: is not yet made out to me

franca4u0147: only that she promise to issue me only if i have some that i can intrust the check

franca4u0147: bcos it cant be cash here in our local ,bank

franca4u0147: and i dont wana lose my mum

me: I see...

franca4u0147: if it possible cashing here , i we not be ineed of ur help

franca4u0147: over tyhere

me: well if you send me the check you couldn't have the money for a month

franca4u0147: why

franca4u0147: dont u have a checking account

franca4u0147: u there

franca4u0147: pls

me: well it would take a week for the check to get here at least.. depending on what bank the check is drawn on it could take up to 2 weeks for it to clear

franca4u0147: this is very matter to me

me: how much is this check for?

franca4u0147: really

me: really

franca4u0147: she wana help with $2800

franca4u0147: can u cash that immediately in ur bank

franca4u0147: pls

me: no my bank won't release the funds to me until it clears

franca4u0147: did u have a checking account

franca4u0147: ?

me: yes..

franca4u0147: if u have that

franca4u0147: you can kindly pay the check into ur account

franca4u0147: and cash the money out

franca4u0147: so that my mum ghost cx

me: no I've bounced some checks so now they hold the funds until the check clear

franca4u0147: can be save

franca4u0147: why did ur check bounced

me: plus I have another problem... it would show up as income to me..

me: becasue my client bounced a check on me

franca4u0147: who that ur client

me: what difference does it make to you?

franca4u0147: i dont know

franca4u0147: that is why am asking u this

me: okay...

me: so you see we're looking at almost a month before you could get any money

me: your friend just needs to call her bank and arrange a transfer

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: this is loca bank here

franca4u0147: if that is possible she we not need ur hjelp

me: I thought you said it was an american bank

franca4u0147: yes

me: ok

me: how deos she do business in Nigeria?

franca4u0147: she travell all over there word

franca4u0147: world

me: but how does she pay for things?

franca4u0147: she has spent little physical cash with her

franca4u0147: bcos she like he;lping allot of peole

me: oic

franca4u0147: pls can u giove me the info to send u the check

franca4u0147: bcos at this time

franca4u0147: i dont have a choice

me: so you going to wait a month or more for the money?

franca4u0147: yes

franca4u0147: better than having no hop[e

me: well I can't promise to even be in the US when the check clears

franca4u0147: i we

franca4u0147: i always stand on my promise

franca4u0147: ok

me: ok

me: go to my web site

franca4u0147: we u help me for a jon

me: the link is on the profile

franca4u0147: job

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: i we

franca4u0147: okm

me: go toabout us and mail it to that address

franca4u0147: what

me: if you're sending a check for me to cash that's where I want it sent

franca4u0147: you send it cash to the hospital cashier

franca4u0147: via western union money transfer

franca4u0147: it fast and save

franca4u0147: i think the hospital used that

me: I can't send anything until the check you're sending me has cleared

me: I already explained that to you

franca4u0147: yes

franca4u0147: of course

franca4u0147: or you dont really care to help me save my mum soul

franca4u0147: let me know

franca4u0147: am not trying to force you do this

franca4u0147: ok

me: well I told you what it's possible for me to do..

franca4u0147: only that am trusting you

me: if that's not any good... I'm really sorry

me: but it's the only option I can offer you

franca4u0147: am ok

franca4u0147: we u give me the info now

franca4u0147: the early the better for my mum soul

me: I did... go to my profile

franca4u0147: i did

me: okay see the link to my website?

franca4u0147: i did

franca4u0147: so what

franca4u0147: u there

franca4u0147: pls talk with ,me

franca4u0147: pls

me: okay go to about us

franca4u0147: hello

me: on the web site the link it as the top

franca4u0147: i did

franca4u0147: so what

franca4u0147: what pls

franca4u0147: cant get u better

franca4u0147: or u dont really care to help me with this

franca4u0147: am askinmg u

franca4u0147: let me knwo

BUZZ!!!

me: I told you what to do..

franca4u0147: what'

me: mail it to the address in the about us section...

me: the us address not the irish one

franca4u0147: i canty

franca4u0147: get the address

franca4u0147: there

me: why not?

franca4u0147: there is no adress there

franca4u0147: i onluy

franca4u0147: only have this at up

me: yes see about us at the top?

franca4u0147: this right

me: yes

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: ur name to be written on the check

franca4u0147: pls

me: the company name

franca4u0147: what is the company name

franca4u0147: pls

me: you're looking at the web page

me: yes

franca4u0147: this right

franca4u0147: pls i dont wana make any error

me: ok

franca4u0147: that is why am careful with all my question

franca4u0147: pls bear with me

me: ok

franca4u0147: one more favour from u pls

me: what's that?

franca4u0147: the company name we be written like this

franca4u0147: pls

me: yes that's fine

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: pls now mum is not responding good to treatmnet as at yesterday

franca4u0147: and doctor said the operation is getting late

franca4u0147: that is why

me: well I'm not going to be much help

franca4u0147: pls now he said i should get her some drugs which ica

me: it will be the end of may the beginning of June before I'll be able to get you any money

franca4u0147: pls i have already sold his wedding ring out of $120 i can onlyb raise $70

franca4u0147: pls can u help me with $50

franca4u0147: b4 the check come

franca4u0147: pls i wana get her drugs pls

me: no sorry.... remember I told you I don't take a salary

me: I don't have any money

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: brb

me: ok

franca4u0147: i have to see my younger brother

franca4u0147: pls

me: ok

me: shouldn't he be asleep at this hour?

franca4u0147: yes

franca4u0147: that is why i wana go and look after him

franca4u0147: and mum

me: ok

franca4u0147: ty

franca4u0147: i just hoip

franca4u0147: hope

franca4u0147: u pray for me and my mum now

me: of course

me: of course

franca4u0147: am back

franca4u0147: pls

me: ok

franca4u0147: pls it still critical here for my mum

franca4u0147: honestly speacking

me: sorry to hear that

franca4u0147: am worried now

franca4u0147: she cant have her sleep well

me: well I undestand

franca4u0147: it really worried me

me: so what operation do they want to do?

franca4u0147: and i belive you can help me send the 50$ so that i can get her drugs

franca4u0147: pls]

franca4u0147: transplanting

me: I told you what I can do...

franca4u0147: there is already a donor

me: I see

franca4u0147: she is on the list

me: ohh ok

franca4u0147: only the money delay

me: well I don't think I'm a very good option for you then

franca4u0147: pls

franca4u0147: i know

franca4u0147: but now she need this drugs badly

me: well perhaps I should leave you to find someone better

franca4u0147: and his friend is not around now

franca4u0147: who

me: who is he?

franca4u0147: or did u want me to lose her

me: well there just is nothing I can do

franca4u0147: mrs janet will

me: I don't have any money at all..

me: all I could do it what I told you

me: I told you all my money goes into my company

franca4u0147: pls can u send the money online if u dont have a physical cash to send

franca4u0147: [pls

me: I don't have anyway to do that

franca4u0147: dont u pay ur bill

me: the offer I have made is all I can do

me: huh?

franca4u0147: why u hiding ur feeling to me

me: what feelings?

franca4u0147: when am trying to be pure and close to u in my spirit

franca4u0147: why???????????????

franca4u0147: i know u are a angel

me: I'm not following you

me: actually i'm a scum bag rat bastard

franca4u0147:

me: still thee?

me: there

franca4u0147: am

me: why is that?

franca4u0147: i dont know

me: ohh ok

franca4u0147: i have one in my life time meet myself in this kind of situation

me: what's that?

franca4u0147: am getting losing my control

franca4u0147: bcos i mhave no one for me

me: ohh sorry to hear that

franca4u0147: if my dad is alive all this is not a problem

me: I see

franca4u0147: what can u do to save my situation now

franca4u0147: i lose my my mum

franca4u0147: i we kill my self

me: I told you what can do.. so it looks like you really should go find someone else

franca4u0147: HOLD ON YOU MEAN U CAN SEND ME $50

me: no.. I said I couldn't...

franca4u0147: I KNOW U HAVE IT

me: no I don't really... I haven't figured out how to pay my rent tomorrow

franca4u0147: pls

franca4u0147: pls

me: well look I've told you what I can do... it's clear that's not acceptable to you so let's just forget the whole thing

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: pray for me and mum

me: ok

franca4u0147: i have to go now

me: bye

me: nice performance

me: you get an A best story I've heard in a long time

franca4u0147: what u mean

franca4u0147: cant undeestand this

me: ohh I get these stories from Africans 10 to 15 x a week...

me: you were almost believably

franca4u0147: what

franca4u0147: u talking about

me: Africans wanting checks cashed... sick family

me: millions stashed...

franca4u0147: what a hell u talking about

franca4u0147: scott

me: ohh I know there is no mom

franca4u0147: did u mean i tell u story or

me: no friend

me: no check

me: no doctor

franca4u0147: what

me: no cafe in the hospital

franca4u0147: no hospital

me: just someone looking for a quick buck

franca4u0147: am a spirit they

franca4u0147: have u be scam b4

franca4u0147: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

me: no but I get the comeons all the time

franca4u0147: what u mean

me: always the same... pictures of pretty girls

franca4u0147: u mean my pix

me: vague promises of them being with me

me: and hit up for money

franca4u0147: have u send them money b4

me: no I'm not that foolish

me: but you were good... muvh better than most

franca4u0147: so why do u gave me ur address to send u a check when u are not foolish man

me: it's not a real address

me: it's just a mock up of a web site

me: I have a web blog where I post conversations I've had with scam artists

franca4u0147: thats y u told me to go site to look 4 the address too?

franca4u0147: that means u are a master too?

me: yes.. anyone can throw up a web page

franca4u0147: have you scam someone too

me: no I'm honest

me: I just like exposing the scam artists

franca4u0147: so do u mean u are trying to expose me now

me: yup

franca4u0147: but im 4 real

me: of course you are

me: everyone looking for money in Africa is real

franca4u0147: yes

franca4u0147: but to me im teling u the truth

me: that's what they all tell me

franca4u0147: av u read a liberian war book b4 in usa

me: oh I know about Liberia

me: sad story

franca4u0147: so why telling me now that im lieing 4 u

me: ohh you have the classic story...

me: se if there really was a check your friend could easily arrange a transfer

franca4u0147: nooooooooo

me: all she'd need to do is call her bank on Monday morning

franca4u0147: cant possible here

me: I'm not a fool

franca4u0147: cos our own country is still a local country

me: but it is possible with a US bank

franca4u0147: yes

franca4u0147: cos is an advance country

me: and you told me the check you were sending was coming from a US bank

franca4u0147: is drawn in US BANK

franca4u0147: so it can clear there

me: see you're caught...

franca4u0147: only check drawn in nigerian bank can clear here

franca4u0147: as how?

me: if it's drawn on a US bank then your friend must have an account with a US bank

me: so if she does she could arrange a tranfer for you

franca4u0147: but she is now in africa

franca4u0147: not in US

me: yes well last I heard telephones work

me: I know if i'm in Africa and I need to get money all I'd have to do is call my bank

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: thks 4 advising me

me: this check thing is a classic scam

franca4u0147: so can we be a business partner

me: huh?

franca4u0147: forget about that

franca4u0147: everybody need money

me: yes

franca4u0147: are u enemy of money

me: no I'm an enemy of fraud

me: I work hard for my money

me: I give people an honest product

me: and an honest days work

franca4u0147: is cos u live a happy life since u grow up that make u talk nonsense 4 mouth

franca4u0147: do u know how i grow up over here so i suppose to need money badly here

franca4u0147: ok

franca4u0147: i grow as a radical here'

me: well I have friends in viet nam who's father was tortured in prison but she never tried to steal money

me: she works hard and tries to get ahead

franca4u0147: what how did he enter proson then

me: not make up silly sob story lies to try and convince honest people to send their hard earned money

me: he was an officer in the south viet namese army when the north took over he was put in prison

franca4u0147: u mean the person is living in USA over there doing such a thing

me: no it's only the Africans so far as I've seen that try to get money like this

franca4u0147: dont u knw the person is a wise man than u u are among the old school slave

me: they seem to be the only ones that don't want to work hard at honest work to get ahead

me: so stealing is the way to go eh?

franca4u0147: u come to this world to work while me come to this world to cash money

franca4u0147: dont u see the difference

me: so how many suckers do you land with this story?

franca4u0147: trillions

franca4u0147: thks God u are not among

franca4u0147: but i just want to tell u u are living dead

me: right.. so that's why you're up in the middle of the night trying to hustle me for 50 bucks

franca4u0147: plenty is still coming

me: well that's why I do what I do...

me: to educate people

franca4u0147: u mean u are now a educator

me: have been all along

franca4u0147: hello mr educator

franca4u0147: nice meeting u

me: nice meeting you too..

me: my guess is you're not even a woman right?

franca4u0147: can we be a business partner

me: no don't think so...

me: I have a conscience

franca4u0147: do u think im a woman b4

franca4u0147: so u are 100% fool

me: oh I was never sure

franca4u0147: why all american man like to talk to woman than man

me: well black Africans have gotten such a bad rap there is no hope for them

me: too many really ridiculous scams

franca4u0147: my hope

franca4u0147: mr hope

franca4u0147: how many house av u build over there

me: plus lots of American guys are lonely and horny... so they see a pretty girl and think with their dick

me: just one

franca4u0147: cos we new u die 4 ladys more than man

franca4u0147: thats y

franca4u0147: why dont u like ur local lady

me: yup but you have an uphill battle.. the filipina girls are much better at it then you are

me: and they are mostly real... and not nearly so greedy

franca4u0147: cos there are suffering over there so they use to fall 4 anybody they see over there pls dont compare nigerian lady wt filifpina lady

me: I don't believe anything from the net

me: yeah but you can bet the filipina girls rake in a lot more money than the nigerian ones

franca4u0147: k

franca4u0147: can i be sending check to u and u cash it and deduct ur own percentage and send mer my own as a business partner

me: I know a couple that get 2-3 grand a month.. don't even try hard to get it

me: business partner as what?

me: hey but thanks... you came clean at least... most of you just storm off

me: well I need to go but have fun... you're good... you could convince someone with a raging hard on...

me: but you have this tough problem you can't overcome.... the filipinas come on cam and flash those cute little bodies you need to find a solution for that to make it big

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