We're not in Kansas Any More!

Mary was a pretty typical scam artist all the usual noises about being American.. Same great looking picture. Same total lack of knowlegde about anything American. She was smart enough to give up pretty quickly. What scares me the most is there may actually be people stupid enough to believe these stories. As a scam artist C- to D, they had all the pieces but couldn't put them together in anything vaguely coherent. To be fair they probably were juggling too many of us she kept leaving and coming back and asking the same questions over and over.

So without further ado is Mary from Kansas but I'm afraid she may never get home because she's looking for Overland Park outside of Topeka!

mary20201: hello

mary20201: Hey sexy

me: hi

mary20201: am back

mary20201: love to meet u

me: ok

mary20201: do u love me ?

me: I don't even know you... how could I love you?

mary20201: am back

mary20201: do u love me ?

me: ok

me: I don't even know you.. we've chatted for like 5 minutes in total.. how could I possibly?

mary20201: o.k

mary20201: but we have to know each other rigth?

mary20201: now

me: well time will tell

mary20201: o.k

me: I'm not much of a believer in long distance romance

mary20201: really

me: really

mary20201: yes

mary20201: well i told u that i am form kansas but i can down to africa for a modeling show

me: yes

mary20201: and the same time taking care of my sick mom

mary20201: o.k

mary20201: that when Mom get better i will retrun to state

me: ok

me: even in kansas you are 1500 miles away from me

mary20201: yes

mary20201: but i told u that when i came to state i will get married

me: ok

mary20201: KOOL

mary20201: tell me about ur self ?

me: what do you want to know?

mary20201: about ur self

mary20201: how u leave ur life

me: I'm better at specific questions

mary20201: cos we wanna know each other better

me: ok

me: well ask what you want

mary20201: o.k

mary20201: wat do u do for a living ?

mary20201: u married>?

mary20201: u have a kids

me: I'm a partner in a software company

me: I'm a widower

me: no kids

mary20201: o.k

mary20201: can i ask u a question?

me: what's that?

mary20201: o.

mary20201: k

mary20201: u thinking to have a lady in ur life again ?

me: if I meet the right person sure

mary20201: really?

me: really

mary20201: can i see u on cam?

mary20201: u re looking kool

me: thanks

mary20201: i hope u re form california

me: that's what I said

mary20201: k

me: you have a cam?

mary20201: yes but not rigth in here cos am not in state

mary20201: can u help me ?

me: help you how?

mary20201: o.k

mary20201: but i am so scared of telling u this.........?

mary20201: but i wish u can help me i will be very happy

me: it's up to you

mary20201: o.k

mary20201: well i need a little amount of money to get some drugs for Mum

me: sorry I never send money to people I've never met in person

mary20201: why?

mary20201: i told u when Mom get better i will retrun back to state

me: that's a fools game.. I must get asked for money 20 or 30x a week on here I can't tell who is sincese and who isn't

mary20201: is not like that i am into ur moneuy

me: I don't do it.. end of story

mary20201: cos they did not pay me on cashed the pay me on check

me: well send it to your bank in kansas.. they'll take care of it for you

mary20201: how can that happen

mary20201: when i am not in state?

me: well you're from kansas right?

me: so you must have an american bank account right?

mary20201: yes

mary20201: but know one take care of that

mary20201: when am not in state

me: the bank will do itt for you...

me: just fedex it to the branch and ask them to deposit it

mary20201: o.k

mary20201: i call the bank they told me that i should get a firend that is going to get the moeny cashed for me

me: ohh I'm sure they didn't say that

mary20201: that i trust and can not run away with my money

me: what bank is your account in?

mary20201: in kansas

me: what bank?

mary20201: force amred bank

me: I just googled it there is no such bank in kansas

mary20201: wat u mean

mary20201: amred force bank

me: I looked up the name on the web... it's not there

mary20201: IS THERE

me: there is an armed forces bank but no forced armed bank

mary20201: THAT IS THE MISTAKE THAT I MAKE

me: but it's for the military

mary20201: YES

mary20201: THAT IS DAD ACCOUNT

me: how old are you?

mary20201: AND DAD IS DEAD

mary20201: SO I AM THE NEXT OF KIN

mary20201: 30

me: you're 30 and don't have your own bank account???

mary20201: THAT IS THE ADDRESS

me: so where is the branch you use in kansas?

mary20201: U MEAN MY CITY?

me: yes

mary20201: OVERLAND PARK

me: I'm looking at the armed forces bank web site right now

mary20201: O.K

me: there is no armed forces bank in overland park

mary20201: I DID NOT SAY THE THERE IS AMRED FORCES BANK THERE

mary20201: OVERLAND PARK IS THE PLACE I STAY

me: so where do you go to bank when you are home?

mary20201: I HAVE NOT BEEN THERE

me: so you're 30 years old and you've never been in a bank on your own?

me: so you've never had a job?

mary20201: I HAVE A JOB

mary20201: BUT I AM NO MORE DOING THAT AGAIN

me: so how how do you get paid?

mary20201: AM A SALE REP

mary20201: cos of mom condition that is why i am not more working

me: okay.. but you have to have your own bank account

me: unless of course you are making all this shit up...

mary20201: well just the little money that i brough to africa

me: I don't think you've ever been withing 1000 miles of the US

me: so what big city is overland park near?

mary20201: thinking so

me: huh?

me: so where is overland park? what's it near... topeka.... witchita? where?

mary20201: topaka

me: you a really bad liar

me: so tell me about kansas

me: overland park is near kansas city btw

me: if you are going to work a scam you either are going to have to find some really dumb people

me: or you really need to get a story that is vaguely believable