C'est bon! Mon Scammer Francaise

Now I don't speak a lot of French, a couple of years of high school French and a year in college, so I quickly get in over my head in conversation. But I'm getting to the point where I can smell a scam artist and anyway my response was in French :That's good! I only speak a little French. Not bad 10 seconds and caught in lie number one. It might be a record for me. She quickly moved to England and was only working in Paris. She was now from Leeds near London. Well there is a Leeds not that far from London in Kent, so I specifically asked if she was from Yorkshire. Lie #2 and the conversation is not five minutes old. This one I needed to cut short because she wanted to call me. We had an interesting banter about phone numbers and as you read our dialogue, she left and came back after providing me with a phone number in Afghanistan! The last thing I wanted was getting phone calls at all hours of the day or night....though I was half tempted just to hear a phone spiel.

So without further ado is my French... Err Yorkshire... Err god knows where model friend!

terresabeauty: hi

terresabeauty: how are u?

me: hi.. I'm okay... you?

terresabeauty: fine as well

terresabeauty: asl pls

me: ohh i'm old

me: m

me: california

me: you?

terresabeauty: age?

me: where are you from?

terresabeauty: france

me: ahh c'est bonne je parle en tres petit peut francais

me: quelle place?

terresabeauty: i just live in france

terresabeauty: i am a english girl

me: I see... where in Englad are you from?

terresabeauty: from leeds in london

me: so where are you really from?

me: leeds is a long way from london

terresabeauty: yea i know but that is where am from ok

me: you mean leeds in yorkshire?

terresabeauty: but i am in france for a recording programming about my modelling

me: ohh ok

terresabeauty: yea

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: i guess you are married

me: so how come you're up so late?

me: no I'm a widower

me: still there?

terresabeauty: well i came back from work and home boreing to me , so i have to chat so i can meet new friends

me: ohh ok

terresabeauty: babe do you have cam

me: yes

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: invite me

terresabeauty: woowwwwwwww honey you look gr8

me: ohh thanks

terresabeauty: i must tell you i really love cos i like men with belly

me: ohh ok

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: my name is ashley and you are?

me: scott

terresabeauty: ok

me: you have a cam?

terresabeauty: so where are you in your private office or home

me: office in my home

terresabeauty: ok honey

terresabeauty: are you single?

me: yes I'm a widower

terresabeauty: do you think of getting married again?

me: if I meet the right person sure

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: i will be to you

terresabeauty: but you have to promise that me that you will be with me

me: you don't even know me... how are you going to be with me?

me: so where in france are you?

terresabeauty: paris

me: what part of paris?

terresabeauty: chennevieres

terresabeauty: you that place

me: not offhand what arondissemont?

terresabeauty: you know that place which i have just mentioned now

terresabeauty: that is the city which i am now

me: ohh okay... I;ll look on a map

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: just do that

terresabeauty: so where exact are you in cali?

me: near san francisco

me: so there are 2 chennevieres

terresabeauty: ok honey

me: which one are you in?

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: but i will like to come over to usa but i dont have accomodation

me: I see..

terresabeauty: yea

me: well there are plenty of places to stay here...

me: and it's cheap for you know.. the dollar is so weak

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: will you get one for me

me: what do you want

terresabeauty: i mean accomodation

terresabeauty: i need apartment

me: oh well apartment you have to handle yourself

terresabeauty: sure i will take care of myself

me: ok

terresabeauty: but just find out the cost for me

me: where?

terresabeauty: maybe in san diego

me: ohh okay don't know that much it's less than here

me: just google apartments san diego

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: so where will you like me to stay?

me: well it's your trip.. not mine

me: san diego is 500 miles from me

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: but i will need some one to take care of me

terresabeauty: some i can trust and a very good friend to me

me: well that takes time

terresabeauty: how do you mean?

me: to find someone to be a close friend

terresabeauty: sure honey

me: ok

terresabeauty: can you see me

me: see you where?

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: my pics beside your typing bar

me: oh no I have that disabled

terresabeauty: ok honey

me: you can e mail me a pic if you want

terresabeauty: i really like your office

me: ohh ok

terresabeauty: i will but till will be later

me: ok

terresabeauty: like how much will take me to an apartment in cali

me: here? about 800 us for a studio.... 1000us for 1br 1300 for 2 br

me: depending where

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: i got for 2br

me: ok

terresabeauty: i go 4 2 br

me: ok

terresabeauty: you got mobile phone number

me: it doesn't work in the house... no coverage

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: what of land phone

me: I'd rather just chat here

terresabeauty: ok

terresabeauty: but i will like to talk to u on phone

me: you have an english mobile?

terresabeauty: no cos i am in france

me: what mobile phone do you use?

terresabeauty: i have france number with me now

me: ohh okay... what's that?

terresabeauty: i want you to give me yours?

me: nah it's easier if I call you

terresabeauty: i know but i will like to call cos where i am here we dont recievce call

me: I thought you said you had a french mobile #?

terresabeauty: i am in a modelling show

terresabeauty: i do but i cant give out now my supervisor is around here if mobile phone ring it could lead to supension for me

terresabeauty: and that will give bad record

me: oic...

terresabeauty: ok

me: well give me the number... I'll send you an sms

me: and that way you'll have my mobile number too

terresabeauty: just send yours to me now i will save it in my box

me: ill send it via sms just send yours

terresabeauty: well since you dont want to give me i think i got to go

me: well it seems you're not really in France..

terresabeauty: i told you that is where i am now

me: well I think it's far more likely you're in Africa

terresabeauty: i will give you my mobile number but dont call me ok

me: ok I told you I weouldn't only send an sms

terresabeauty: 00933616287040

terresabeauty: you got it

terresabeauty: and what is yours?

BUZZ!!!

me: I said I'll text it

terresabeauty: do it now

me: I have to go outside to get coverage

terresabeauty: i talk to u later

terresabeauty: send it ok

terresabeauty has stopped viewing your webcam.

me: that number say it's in Afghanistan

terresabeauty: hello

me: hi

terresabeauty: i'm back

me: I see that

me: don't you sleep?

terresabeauty: i need to know what says it's afganistan

terresabeauty: i got your offline

terresabeauty: what number is that?

terresabeauty: do you man my phone number?

terresabeauty: talk to me

me: the number you gave me isn't a french number

terresabeauty: what?

me: the country code was 93 which is afghanistan

terresabeauty: how?

me: you tell me

terresabeauty: what did you mean?

terresabeauty: that's my number

me: 00933616287040

me: 00 is international dial

me: 93 is the country code for afghanistan

me: not france

terresabeauty: you did the mistake

me: that's not retyped I pasted what you typed

terresabeauty: 009 is the international dial code

me: not in france

terresabeauty: what?

me: all over europe it's 00

terresabeauty: are u disclaiming of coming from france?

me: I'm not claiming anything

terresabeauty: by the way how are vu so sure of what you saying?

me: I just spend enough time in europe to know how to make an international call

terresabeauty: o.k

me: I have an irish mobile that I use all over europe

terresabeauty: let me have your phone number so that i can call you

me: told you my phone doesn't work in the house

me: anyway why is it important to call me?

terresabeauty: why must you use just an irish number all over the europe?

me: why not

terresabeauty: i made it important to call just tpo hear nyour voice

me: it's cheaper to have an irish mobile when I'm there than to pay us roaming

me: well let's fo it another time

terresabeauty: why not now?

me: I'm going to have dinner shortly

me: my land line is tied up with the computer

terresabeauty: but you are gettingme crossed

me: I'm downloading something I need for work

terresabeauty: and so?

me: plus I much prefer to chat here

terresabeauty: downloading what

terresabeauty: chart where?

me: so I have to take about a block walk for my mobile to work properly

me: on yahoo

me: I have to go check my dinner

terresabeauty: if there aren't network in your area you shouldn't be using the land line for browsing or attached to the computer

BUZZ!!!

terresabeauty has stopped viewing your webcam.

BUZZ!!!

me: I'm back

me: I don't want to talk on the phone

me: we can chat here or not chat doen't matter to me

terresabeauty: o.k thank you

me: I've never even seen you

me: you could be a guy for all I know

terresabeauty: since you don't wnat to talk on the phone

terresabeauty: then bye for now

me: I think you're an African scam artist

terresabeauty: what did you mean/

me: exactly what I said

terresabeauty: you must be fraudster as well

me: you don't know where leeds is

terresabeauty: yorkshire of course

me: you don't know a single word of French even though you're in france

me: but you told me you were from London

me: no one from yokrshire would say london

terresabeauty: i said i am an english girl

terresabeauty: how?

me: they just wouldn't

me: you're really vague about where you are in france

terresabeauty: i think you are getting me bored

terresabeauty: i have to go

me: plus if you are only visiting france you'd just use your english mobile

me: yup african scam artist

me: it's a hobby of mine... trapping them and exposing them

terresabeauty: trapping who and exposing who?

me: so how much to you make off of lonely guys?

me: scam artists

me: it was only a matter of time before you hit me up for money.... but you don't like to put it in writing...

me: you want it by phone so it's harder to trace

me: I have a web page where I post all these scams...

me: but you were disappointing frankly

me: the afghanistan mobile number is kind of funny but otherwise you were pretty boring

me: see you gave away you were african when you used the word fraudster it's not used widely in England

me: guess you don't want to play any more