We've all gotten them.. Those get rich quick e-mails from Africa.. Well I have a knack for having them find me in chat and I have a hobby.. tormenting them.. stringing them along making them look foolish and publishing it here for all to see.. Who knew scams could be so funny

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Jeni from Brooklyn or is it the Bronx.. she can't seem to remember

I'm posting Jeni not so much because it's so funny but because of her strategy. One thing that's really scary is I never really paid attention to how many scam artists there are working the net. After all I'm one guy in one chat room for at most a couple hours a day. Now that I've started this blog I'm paying more attention and for every scam artist that actually take me all the way through the process, I'm must be having "scammus interuptus" with five other ones. They either leave me for greener pastures or get a vibe that I'm on to them or something.

I thought Jeni was one of those. She's messaged me a half a dozen times and never chatted about anything consequential. She fit the classic scammer profile.. "American" working in Africa as a model great looking pic, etc, etc. In hindsight I realize she was using the hit and run technique as a strategy, giving the allusion of building a friendship but always disappearing before the discussion got to anything where she might get caught. Her only slip was telling me one time she was from the Bronx and the next time from Brooklyn.

Well today she finally tried to pull the trigger.. I was waiting for it naturally and I'm coming to realize they feel scammed by me too.. Maybe more so. After all I've been wasting their time. I also suspect that there are scamming mills. These people aren't free agents working alone but teams working and sharing.. We'll see if that's the case I may have to change yahoo handles to keep the blog going.

Her Profile

BUZZ!!!
me: ?
prettyjeni2000: hey
me: hi
prettyjeni2000: how are you doing
me: I'm okay.. you?
prettyjeni2000: am kool
me: ok
prettyjeni2000: so what is new with you
me: nothing
prettyjeni2000: over there?
prettyjeni2000: i see
prettyjeni2000: scott you cant belive igot
prettyjeni2000: paid today...
me: I see
prettyjeni2000: yeah
prettyjeni2000: brb
me: ok
prettyjeni2000: am back
prettyjeni2000: okay
me: ok
prettyjeni2000: am very sure wen am i n
me: what's that?
me: why are there all these gaps in your posts?
prettyjeni2000: sorry i got booted hun
me: ok
prettyjeni2000: am sure wen am back in the state we both will meet in person
prettyjeni2000: okay
me: ok well if it happens it happens I never have any expectations about things like that
prettyjeni2000: what do you mean?
me: I never have expectations about meeting people from the net..
prettyjeni2000: why?
me: just don't after meeting a couple hundred people I've learned better
prettyjeni2000: i too have never meet any of my online friend before
prettyjeni2000: but i bel;ive we both can really work things out you know
me: lots of them that's why I don't have expectations
prettyjeni2000: yeah
prettyjeni2000: so whats on ur mind
me: nothing really
prettyjeni2000: remember i dont have ur address with me you know
prettyjeni2000: so i will like to have ur home address hun
prettyjeni2000: that only if you dont mind
me: oh I don't give it out on the net
prettyjeni2000: i see
me: there really is no need to
prettyjeni2000: but thats dont really matter
prettyjeni2000: i belive since you are real to me
prettyjeni2000: i too will be real then
prettyjeni2000: i really love meeting people alot
me: well let me know when you're in california
prettyjeni2000: how long dop you want us to continue on here without meeting one another
me: doesn't matter to me.. as long as your 8,000 miles away it's an irrelevant question
prettyjeni2000: yeah
prettyjeni2000: so one more thing scott
prettyjeni2000: i wasnt paid in cash
me: what's that?
prettyjeni2000: i was paid into my accunt in usa
me: ok
prettyjeni2000: an the money with me i spend it on the african fabrics i bought
me: I see
prettyjeni2000: so i was thinking of sending you some of the money orders i bought before i left the state
prettyjeni2000: so you can help me get it cashed and wire the money to the travelling agency
me: no I don't deal with money orders from people I've never met
prettyjeni2000: so i can be in the state as soonas you get it cashed
prettyjeni2000: yeah
prettyjeni2000: i knew how you feel
me: if you got paid on your us account you should have an atm card for it right?
prettyjeni2000: we both can just continue like this
me: doesn't matter to me
prettyjeni2000: i think each day i woke up
prettyjeni2000: i think of meeting you
me: I don't get attached to people from cat
me: chat
prettyjeni2000: you have been straight forward to me on here
me: I'm straight forward with a lot of people
prettyjeni2000: an since i am straight forward to you
prettyjeni2000: since am real to you also
prettyjeni2000: i belive you too are
me: but under no circumstance would I ever in a million years do a monetary transaction for someone in Africa
prettyjeni2000: that why am trusting you with all i have
prettyjeni2000: why?
me: because there are so many scammers in Africa
prettyjeni2000: i see
me: the fraud is rampant
prettyjeni2000: yeah
prettyjeni2000: i see
me: people have lost thousands of dollars to dishonest people
me: and while I'm sure you're not one of them I can't tell the difference
prettyjeni2000: i undestand how you feel
prettyjeni2000: i was born an brought up in usa
prettyjeni2000: okay
me: it's gotten so bad people actually tell me they are american when they're not... can you imagine??
prettyjeni2000: i work and am well paid
prettyjeni2000: i gat nothing to do with your money
me: well tell you what then
prettyjeni2000: okay
me: you must have an atm card for your us account right?
prettyjeni2000: YEAH
prettyjeni2000: I HAVE TO WORK TOWARD THIS WEN AM BACK IN THE STATE NOW
me: well make a transfer to me on paypal
prettyjeni2000: I SEE NO REASON WHY I JENIFER SMITH
prettyjeni2000: WILL START ASKING YOU FOR A FAVOUR AND YOU
me: once it's cleared I can send you the money less the transfer costs
prettyjeni2000: THERE ARE MILLION OF GUYS OUT THERE WHO WANNA TALK TO ME
me: well that's fine
me: enjoy
prettyjeni2000: LISTEN SCOTT
prettyjeni2000: I NEVER KNEW ALL THIS WILL HAPPEN AT FIRST HUN
me: what would happen?
prettyjeni2000: I ONLY BOUGHT THE MONEY ORDER THINKING I CAN GET IT CASHED WHERE EVER I AM
prettyjeni2000: BUT RIGHT HERE
me: ahh well I just made you an offer
prettyjeni2000: I CANT DUE TO THE POOR BANKING SYSTEM OVER HERE
prettyjeni2000: YEAH
prettyjeni2000: I KNEW
prettyjeni2000: BUT SINCE THIS IS ALL I HAVE NOW
prettyjeni2000: SO WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT
me: well paypal only needs your atm or credit card and an internet connection
prettyjeni2000: I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE LIE
prettyjeni2000: AND CHEAT ON ANY ONE
prettyjeni2000: YEAH
prettyjeni2000: BUT I JUST MAKE SO PAYMENT WITH MY CREDIT CARD
me: that's fine I told you what I'm willing to do and if that's not acceptable we have nothing further to dicuss
prettyjeni2000: AM NOT HAVING MUCH ON MY CREDIT CARD
me: well your atm card should be a visa card.. if you just got paid you should have plenty of money
prettyjeni2000: JUST ALL HAVE IT IN MIND THAT I WILL DO BETTER THAN YOU HAVE EVER EXPECTED
me: I don't expect anything
me: I have no expectations of ever meeting you
prettyjeni2000: YEAH
prettyjeni2000: COS YOU ARE HEARTLESS
me: yup that's me
me: I give you a C-
me: nice touch of not being in a hurry to try and reel me in
me: but the scam itself was really lame
me: too many loopholes and too imporbable
me: not even sure it's worth using on my site
me: and no fun either... I like you guys that will chat with me once I've let you know I know what you are up to.....
prettyjeni2000: you must be fooling you self hun
me: no you're just not fooling me
prettyjeni2000: what the hell you are talking about
me: look I know you're a scam artist... you know I know now
me: the denial at this point is silly
me: you're better than some but I've exposed better... much better
prettyjeni2000: bye
me: I'm surprised yuo didn't have a sick mom
prettyjeni2000: you are fooling you self
me: look for yourself on my web site
me: African scams exposed
me: there are thousands of you people... don't you think you're saturating the market???
me: I mean there is a limit of how many dumb horny american guys there are out there
me: aww you're no fun

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