We've all gotten them.. Those get rich quick e-mails from Africa.. Well I have a knack for having them find me in chat and I have a hobby.. tormenting them.. stringing them along making them look foolish and publishing it here for all to see.. Who knew scams could be so funny

Saturday, June 04, 2005

So When does a mistake become a lie?

The more I do this, the more I'm amazed by the rationalization. Today's edition said they were from Dublin. Now I spend a lot of time in Dublin, I know it almost as well as home. So when I started asking my new "Irish" friend about Dublin it was pretty clear they weren't even sure what part of the world Ireland was in. When I asked them what the name of the river was in Dublin there was a long pause followed by the answer of the Ohio River. I haven't been to Dublin in a few months but I don't think they renamed the Liffey in my absence!

They are starting to use a new tactic, admission of guilt when they get caught. But of course it's not a lie.. just a mistake.

This one never did get to the scam part of the program but we all know where it was going.

jess4love2004: hi
me: hi
jess4love2004: where r u from ???
me: california you?
BUZZ!!!
jess4love2004: what ya name huh ..???
me: Scott
jess4love2004: san diego
jess4love2004: alright ..
jess4love2004: your age
me: I'm 50
jess4love2004: u have webcam ?? online
me: yes
jess4love2004: ok can i see you
jess4love2004: U MARRIED
jess4love2004: how many kids ?
me: widower no kids
jess4love2004: wow
jess4love2004: is that u ???
me: who else would it be
jess4love2004: u look great ????
me: thanks
jess4love2004: U At WHERE NOW
jess4love2004: OFFICE OR HOME ??
me: home office
jess4love2004: U at home or office
jess4love2004: scott ...are u stay alone ???
me: office in my home
jess4love2004: ok that great
jess4love2004: u stay alone ??
me: yes
jess4love2004: oh is that ur room
jess4love2004: i'm at my mother country now ,..
jess4love2004: rep of ireland ///
me: where in Irelad?
jess4love2004: an i love to married americanme: Ireland?
jess4love2004: dublin city ...
me: ohh ok where in Dublin?
jess4love2004: can u still play with women ???
me: of course
jess4love2004: awesome park
jess4love2004: ok ,.
me: ?
jess4love2004: so scott can i come an see you over there
jess4love2004: becuz mt wish is to come to the state i short time
me: I can see you in Dublin
jess4love2004: ok u can come right there in dulin city
me: I'm there 6 or 7 times a year
me: where in Dublin are you?
jess4love2004: \i want to come ...right there in usa
jess4love2004: ok
me: well not much stopping you
jess4love2004: scott u irish
me: no
jess4love2004: ok,..i can become your wife
me: don't even know you
jess4love2004: i see u nice and u know my place
me: yes
jess4love2004: check at my profile for my picture
jess4love2004: okay
jess4love2004: jessica is my name
me: I did... you don't look very Irish
jess4love2004: my friend call me [ beauty jess.].
jess4love2004: well ,..yes
me: I see
me: so where in Dublin are you?
jess4love2004: i take the picture when i went to beach to play
jess4love2004: dublin 2
me: what street?
jess4love2004: u mean my street
jess4love2004: oka
me: you near the GPO?
me: or Ballsbridge?
jess4love2004: oh it just
jess4love2004: over the second place
jess4love2004: to my place
jess4love2004: like 30 minute moves
jess4love2004 has stopped viewing your webcam.

jess4love2004: oh u know my place
jess4love2004: alot u great man
jess4love2004: infact i like u
me: well I don't think you're from dub
jess4love2004: may be if i'm still here before u come
jess4love2004: u can come an see my mother ,.
me: ok
jess4love2004: i'm why u sald that
me: you don't seem to know much about it
jess4love2004: much about what
jess4love2004: my place
me: dublin
jess4love2004: why ?
jess4love2004: u want to know
jess4love2004: or what
jess4love2004: u asked me an i have answer u
me: well except it was a test
me: neither the gpo or ballsbridge are in dublin 2
jess4love2004: K
me: what's the name of the river in dublin?
jess4love2004: NEITHER GPO OR BALLSBRIDGE
me: what's the name of the river in dublin?
me: still here?
jess4love2004: SORRY BOT BOOTED
me: I see
jess4love2004: I THINK
jess4love2004: IT CALLED Rivers Ohio Worthington
jess4love2004: OR WHAT DO U THINK
me: I think you'd have trouble finding Dublin on a map if your life depended on it
jess4love2004: OR Olentangy River
me: damn you're not even good at google
jess4love2004: U KNOW ONLY MY MOM STAY RIGHT THERE ,..AFTER MY DADDY DIE ..I SAY WITH MY DADDY IN INDIANA .....
me: you searched rivers dublin
me: and not rivers dublin ireland
jess4love2004: WHAT U MEAN HUH
me: well you don't have a clue as to what the name of the river in dublin ireland is
jess4love2004: MY MOM STAY IN DUBLIN JUST WENT TO SEE HER ,..AFTER MY DADDY ..
jess4love2004: DIE ..
jess4love2004: SO I DON';T KNOW ALL ABOUT DUBLIN CITY
me: yeah but if you'd been in Dublin for more than an hour you'd know the name of the river
jess4love2004: OK ..DON'T EVER ASKED
jess4love2004: MAY BE I WILL ASKED
jess4love2004: LATER
me: so what have you done in Dublin?
jess4love2004: STAY WITH MOM
me: what did you see in town?
jess4love2004: YES
jess4love2004: WELL ,...NOTHINGS MUCH
jess4love2004: GREAT
me: I see when did you get there?
jess4love2004: in 1 week
jess4love2004: just come an see mom
me: I see where did you come from?
jess4love2004: becuz she is not alright
jess4love2004: usa
jess4love2004: indiana
me: ohh okay... which way did you go?
jess4love2004: an i'm citizen of Nigeria
me: ahh now the truth comes out
jess4love2004: yes becuz i will still let you know
jess4love2004: i'm true person
jess4love2004: an i believe in God
jess4love2004: so u knows now
me: well except for lying about Dublin and Indiana
jess4love2004: none
jess4love2004: i can't lie
jess4love2004: about what i don't know
me: ok tell me how you flew from Indiana to Ireland
me: what airlines... what airports
jess4love2004: indianapoli Airline
me: that's a city not an airline
jess4love2004: so,..are wicked ???
me: no I just like people to tell me the truth
jess4love2004: becuz u asked much question
me: and when they lie to me I like to see how far they will go before they tell me the truth
jess4love2004: well
jess4love2004: well
jess4love2004: this the truth
jess4love2004: never in my life lie
me: well there is no such thing as Indianopi airline
jess4love2004: i'm from nigeria citizen
me: that I do believe
jess4love2004: my mom from rep of ireland ...
me: I see
jess4love2004: an i even seing her since my daddy die
jess4love2004: she go back to her place
me: but you don't even know how you got there
jess4love2004: an i'm looking for an opportunity to come to usa .....
jess4love2004: yes ...
me: well if you were in indiana you must have a green card
jess4love2004: i was not born there
jess4love2004: so don't have one
me: green cards are for resident aliens
jess4love2004: ok
me: if your mom is Irish you can get an Irish passport
jess4love2004: i know ...
jess4love2004: but she is not
jess4love2004: i think so
me: you just said your mom is Irish
jess4love2004: mistake typing
jess4love2004: none ,..she is not
me: that's big mistake
me: the irish don't give out many visas to Africans
jess4love2004: ok
jess4love2004: yes ..like uk
me: much worse than the UK
jess4love2004: ok
jess4love2004: yes i got about 2 brother in uk
me: I see
jess4love2004: so ...mr scott nice to meet you
me: ok
jess4love2004: but u are very interligent man ,..also serious and nice ,.may be i can be your daughter
jess4love2004: or your small friend ,..from Nigeria
jess4love2004: what ur religion ????
me: I don't have one
me: so does ths mean you've come clean
jess4love2004: i'm christian ????
me: you're not in Ireland?
jess4love2004: yes i'm not
me: but you never lie
jess4love2004: it is mistake
me: big mistake
jess4love2004: also just to make friend and talk ,play online
me: so what's the difference between a mistake and a lie?
jess4love2004: yes i know
jess4love2004: i'm sorry
jess4love2004: i'm so so sorry ...
jess4love2004: sir mr scott
me: ok so my guess is you were going to hit me up for money
me: that's the usual deal
jess4love2004: none
jess4love2004: nonoe
jess4love2004: it is not true
me: Right and I'm really George Bush
jess4love2004: no
jess4love2004: no
jess4love2004: i know him ???
jess4love2004: but i see your face ...in webcam
jess4love2004: u are not
jess4love2004: Mr scott
me: ohh ok
jess4love2004: please don;t lie
me: might not have really been me
jess4love2004: so if u are bush ...please help to america
jess4love2004: by tell them to release me visa to come to america
me: sorry can't help you there
jess4love2004: Mr scott ,..
jess4love2004: u are my father
me: no I'd have remembered having sex with your mom
jess4love2004: k
me: plus I know you're not the woman in the picture
jess4love2004: why
jess4love2004: don';t say that
jess4love2004: we have been taking many things
me: because I bet 20 different "women" have sent me pictures of the same girl
jess4love2004: ye ye
jess4love2004: how ??
me: you tell me..
jess4love2004: i don't know
jess4love2004: how that will be
me: I keep seeing pics of the same girl over and over
jess4love2004: i can't understand that
jess4love2004: u means ??
jess4love2004: someone send u picture of the same girl 2 times
jess4love2004: i don';t know ...what u mean
me: oh I've seen at least 10 different women with the same pic
jess4love2004: i think that is over what we are talking
jess4love2004: how that will happened
jess4love2004: i don't really really understand ...they are using the same picture
me: well I think people use pictures of pretty mixed race women in hopes that they will convince someone to send them money just on a picture
me: I know you were going to ask me for money to come to the US so you could meet me... it's the way the story always goes
me: it's just you were so bad at it and got so tongue tied I caught you before you got a chance

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home