A couple of Quickies

Okay to be fair my first scammer didn’t scam me. She never got that far. But let’s face it when you’re getting marriage proposals from gorgeous 23 year old Florida grad students after three minutes of conversation and you’re not Donald Trump, unless you’re a complete idiot you should realize something is amiss. I could see where this was going so I cut it short, and they did give up very quickly.. I’m definitely a believer in if it’s too good to be true, it probably is.

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My second scammer took a new tact, another new variation. He went to great lengths to tell me how terrible Nigeria and how he was robbed and all he has left on him was his checkbook. Amazing, isn’t it? I thought this was an interesting strategy to bad mouth Nigeria. Never say they aren’t clever to exploit something, even if it is a bad reputation. It might have been a lot more believable if he hadn’t been posting the chat room looking for mobile phones to buy for ten minutes, I suggested he’d be much better off working one scam at a time,




sherry_kate_123: hi
sherry_kate_123: u there
me: hi
sherry_kate_123: asl
sherry_kate_123: 23 f usa
sherry_kate_123: u
me: 50 m california
me: where in the US?
sherry_kate_123: florida
sherry_kate_123: can u see me there on my profile can i see u pls
me: where in florida?
sherry_kate_123 has accepted to view your webcam.

sherry_kate_123: tampa
me: ohh ok
sherry_kate_123: u are cut
sherry_kate_123: have u saw my pics
me: thanks
me: yes...
me: what do you do in Tampa?
sherry_kate_123: am grad student
sherry_kate_123: u
me: ohh ok
me: what school?
me: I'm a partner in a software company
sherry_kate_123: university grad
me: yes which school?
sherry_kate_123: university of tampa
sherry_kate_123: u there
me: oh ok
me: yes
me: so no hot date on a friday night?
sherry_kate_123: have u married
me: no I'm a widower
sherry_kate_123: ohhhhhhh really
me: really
sherry_kate_123: ok
sherry_kate_123: can u have a girl like me as ur home wife
me: well if you were really the girl in the picture
me: and you were really from florida
me: sure
me: but since I don't think you're either,.... no
sherry_kate_123: ohhhh really
sherry_kate_123: i got sad now
me: oh well... you don't write in english like a grad student
me: or even like someone that speaks enlish fluently
sherry_kate_123: ohhhhhhhh what do ya mean
me: sherry_kate_123: have u saw my pics
me: is that proper english?
me: sherry_kate_123: can u have a girl like me as ur home wife
me: that's not a phrase we would use in american english














charlesking80: hi
charlesking80: asl pls
me: you can see my asl on my profile thanks
charlesking80: ok
charlesking80: hi
charlesking80: what is ur name
BUZZ!!!
me: scott
charlesking80: hi
me: hi
charlesking80: i am charles
charlesking80: what do u do
me: partner in a software company
charlesking80: ok thats nioce
charlesking80: i am a charity foundation agent
me: ok
charlesking80: i do travel worldwide
charlesking80: even right now i am not in usa
me: ok
charlesking80: i am in nigeria for the foundation programme
BUZZ!!!
me: ok
charlesking80: hjave u been to nigeria]
me: up in the middle of the night?
me: no never have
charlesking80: nigertia is abad place
me: so I've heard
charlesking80: even some gang of robberes attacked me and stole all my money
me: sorry to hear that
charlesking80: all i have with me in nigeria is my cash book
charlesking80: and i need to get back to user
me: I see...
charlesking80: because i now hate nigeria
charlesking80: and i dot no cash i only got my check book
me: ok
charlesking80: can u help mme
me: no contact the embassy,.. they will get in touch with your bank and get you some money
charlesking80: i have tried that
me: well they will do it... I know they will
charlesking80: u know nigeria is a bad country thry cant even ghelp me
charlesking80: can unhelp me
me: as soon as you're in the embassy you're dealing with the US
charlesking80: i wish u are here and u will knowmhow bad nigeria is
me: you really should only work one scam at a time....
charlesking80: the only help u can render for me mis this
charlesking80: i will send a 3000$ check to you and you will help me cash the mnoney and then u will send it to me through westerrn union
charlesking80: i really wantn to mleave nigeria
charlesking80: pls
charlesking80: help me
me: you were looking for cell phones in the chat room
charlesking80: and some percentage will be urs 4rm the money
me: so I guess you think I'm really fucking stupid?
charlesking80: no
charlesking80: please help me
charlesking80: i really need ur help
me: well you sound just like all the nigerian scammers
me: call the charity you work for
charlesking80: i mtold u i am nigeria
charlesking80: they ndidnt even help me
charlesking80: pls
me: well I assume you can e-mail then
me: call the credit card company... get your card replaced... call british air in london order an airline ticket
charlesking80: so u dont trust me
me: you're out
me: of course I don't trust you
charlesking80: i ahve tried all amy best please
me: well look I travel for a living.. I travel all over the world
me: I know all of those things will work
me: only a scam artist contacts a complete stranger
BUZZ!!!
me: so where are you from