The Poor Girl's Exams

Sometimes I feel like I'm in a scene from Jurassic Park when they realize that the velociraptors are adapting and learning. The scam artists are too. I had a new wrinkle, well an old one with a new twist.

Today's chat sounded as though it was straight from the Philippines with one exception, how much they wanted. Five to ten times what the filipinas ask for. Other than that it was a clone of many a conversation I've had with filipina girls. I almost half believe the filipinas, not enough to send money but they don't make my scam radar go up, maybe I'm a little soft when it comes to them.

A couple of new wrinkles with this one for African scammers, I could see the girl on camera, at least briefly, but I got the feeling the girl in the camera was not the one actually typing. The other wrinkle was money for education, that too was new for Africa. However when I resisted she threw in almost offhandedly that her parents had died three days ago. Poor girl, what dedication only three days after their death she's trying to earn enough money to take her exams.. Kind of makes you all misty doesn't it?

So without further ado here is.. umm ohh I guess in all her grief she forgot to tell me her name.

Oh it get's better.. I was just about to publish this and she returns. Telling me she just checked with the school to confirm her exams. Now it's the middle of the night in Nigeria, so I run with this when she tells me I can call to confirm what she's talking about.. Even after I call her a liar and a thief she make one final pitch for money. Talk about more balls than a sporting goods store!

luckeemy_mss: hi
me: hi
me: ?
luckeemy_mss: how are u
luckeemy_mss: how was ur day
me: I'm okay... it was fine
me: where are you from?
luckeemy_mss: africa/nigeria
luckeemy_mss: and u
me: california
luckeemy_mss: so were are u now
luckeemy_mss: are u m/f
me: m
me: home
me: you?
luckeemy_mss: f/home
luckeemy_mss: so wht are u doing 4 living
me: I'm a partner in a software company
luckeemy_mss: ok
luckeemy_mss: are u a married some
me: no I'm a widower
luckeemy_mss: ok
luckeemy_mss: can u married a girl from africa
me: well I'd have ot meet someone 1st... can't marry anyone I've never met
luckeemy_mss: ok
luckeemy_mss: l can send u my pics
me: ohh ok
luckeemy_mss: let me invite just 4 u 2 see my cam
luckeemy_mss: ok
me: ok
luckeemy_mss: can u see me
BUZZ!!!
me: yes I see you
luckeemy_mss: so wht is there is that
luckeemy_mss: u no wht
me: what's that?
luckeemy_mss: l have a certained problem on my education
me: I see
BUZZ!!!
luckeemy_mss: so
me: so?
luckeemy_mss: on my education
me: uh huh
luckeemy_mss: there is some exam that l want to take
me: ok
luckeemy_mss: pls can u assit me
me: sorry I don't send money to people I've never met
luckeemy_mss: if u can do l promise to do everything to satisfy u
luckeemy_mss: but u have see me
luckeemy_mss: is that not my cam
me: well not much you can do from 8000 miles away...
me: lots of people see me on cam but no one sends me money
luckeemy_mss: or how do u want to no me more than to no my name and see my pics
luckeemy_mss: pls
luckeemy_mss: this exam is going to start in three weeks time
luckeemy_mss: pls
me: I'd only ever give money to people I've met in person
luckeemy_mss: so that l can coupe with my education
luckeemy_mss: pls
luckeemy_mss: dear
luckeemy_mss: l promise to love u till the end of time
me: how much money are we talking about?
luckeemy_mss: ok
luckeemy_mss: 500$
luckeemy_mss: pls
me: that's a lot of money
luckeemy_mss: i need it
luckeemy_mss: u no wht dear
luckeemy_mss: this is like help
me: what's that?
luckeemy_mss: how much do u feel like to assit me pls dear
me: $1
me: would you walk up to a stranger on the street and ask for $500?
luckeemy_mss: u no i can do that thats is why l want u as my love
me: well I don't send that kind of money to people I've seen on cam for 2 minutes and never talked to before in my life
luckeemy_mss: if u no that u really love me u no if l see u l belive that my problem have solved
me: how could I possibly love you?
me: I didn't know you existed 20 minutes ago
luckeemy_mss: do u want me to broadcast my cam
luckeemy_mss: pls assit me
luckeemy_mss: pls
me: it's not going to get me to send you $500
luckeemy_mss: l promise to do the way u want me pls
luckeemy_mss: then how much can u use to assit me pls
me: how are yuo going to do anything from 8000 niles away?
luckeemy_mss: when l finish my exam if u can send me an invitation l come to ur country or u shoiud come to my country jsut to come and spend my holiday with u pls dear
me: you'd never get a visa
luckeemy_mss: why
luckeemy_mss: do u say that
me: you need to show the us embassy to have enough money for the trip
me: if you need $500 from me you certainly wouldn't qualify for a visa
luckeemy_mss: l can get that is just that my mum and my dad l lost them jsut about three days now
luckeemy_mss: and u no that school does not no that one
luckeemy_mss: because they have to pay there workers pls
me: I see... well I'd take some time off from school then... you really need time to grieve
me: I'm terribly sorry for you loss
luckeemy_mss: if u see me now u will no that l was in a bad mode pls dear
me: well I still don't send money to people I've never met
luckeemy_mss: ok
luckeemy_mss: but u no l was in bad mode now
me: well sorry lots of people are
me: I must get 20 people a week ask me for money
luckeemy_mss: because l have no other person for assit expect u that l no tonigth
me: well you don't even know who I am
luckeemy_mss: then do l one of them
me: ?
luckeemy_mss: ok
luckeemy_mss: sorry 4 that
luckeemy_mss: can l no u now
luckeemy_mss: let me no u pls
me: nothing to know
luckeemy_mss: why
me: what do you want to know?
luckeemy_mss: ok
luckeemy_mss: u no wht
me: what?
luckeemy_mss: can we forget about everything
me: sure
luckeemy_mss: because it seem like u are brovorking me
me: really?
luckeemy_mss: when i was in a bad mode
me: why becasue I think you're a scam artist?
luckeemy_mss: u dont have human feeling s
me: actually I have really good radar for frauds and scam artists
me: nice touch though... cam is an improvement... usually it's some skanky guy with pictures that are too good to be true
me: still there?
luckeemy_mss: am here what's up
luckeemy_mss: can u do it
me: you really think I believe you?
me: smile you're on candid scam artist
luckeemy_mss: why do u say that
me: becasue you are
me: no reasonable person would ever ask a complete stranger for $500

She comes back for more!

luckeemy_mss: hello
luckeemy_mss: l am back
me: hi
me: I see that
luckeemy_mss: l jsut rushed to my school to comfirm it again
me: confirm what?
luckeemy_mss: l mean the actaull date they are going to start the exam
me: I see.. how can you even think about taking your exams?
luckeemy_mss: is just that te exam infact i can really explain
luckeemy_mss: because l pray that if my mum and my dad was alife this problem will not happen to me
me: I see if my parent had just died I'd take a leave of absence
luckeemy_mss: but still i still want u to do this for me
luckeemy_mss: pls
luckeemy_mss: l need this thing
luckeemy_mss: so that l can sit for the exam
me: I called you a scam artist and you're still asking me?
luckeemy_mss: u no education is very compolsory
luckeemy_mss: u mean it
me: there is no way in the freaking world that an exam in Africa would cost $500
luckeemy_mss: so u called me thief
me: yeah I mean it
me: you betcha
luckeemy_mss: let me tell u something
me: please do
luckeemy_mss: u no l was in a private university
luckeemy_mss: not a federal university
me: well no exam in the us costs $500
luckeemy_mss: l am not talking of the exam
luckeemy_mss: l am talking of the school fees
luckeemy_mss: lcfact l can even give u my school telephone number
luckeemy_mss: so that u can call them at the admin
me: you will never get me to believe you
me: plus if it was tuition why did you ask for exam fees?
me: give me the number... I';; call them right now
luckeemy_mss: ok
luckeemy_mss: lets me give u
luckeemy_mss: +2348054170940
luckeemy_mss: so u can call them no w
luckeemy_mss: and ask them
luckeemy_mss: l swear
luckeemy_mss: are u there
me: well thanks....
luckeemy_mss: so
me: well you've just proved that you're a fraud
luckeemy_mss: why do u say that again
me: well dear.. you must think I'm really stupid
me: or really naive
luckeemy_mss: i cant understand u
me: so what time is it in nigeria right now?
me: oops
me: ohh I know you go to Bob's all night school for scammers
luckeemy_mss: is 15minutes to two
me: AM
luckeemy_mss: nigth
luckeemy_mss: am
me: but you wanted me to call the school administration right now
luckeemy_mss: l thougth u say that u want to call the school
me: what would be the point of calling them at 2am?
me: unless I was going to talk to your cousin or boss or who ever
luckeemy_mss: l am not really talking of now is u that u say that u want to call them now then if u tried it now and u dont get them then tommorrow u will call them the u will get them at the admin
me: so so recovery.. not impressed
BUZZ!!!
me: You get a C+ rating on my scam rating.... education was a nice touch.... cam was good.. both new for African scams... too greedy though... and you rushed it too much
me: and throwing in the dead parents... not believable
me: you see I have a hobby... exposing scam artists
luckeemy_mss: as how
me: just like this
me: I publish the conversations on my web site
me: they get a lot of laughs
luckeemy_mss: so wht do u say
me: about what?
luckeemy_mss: about my school fees
me: your fucking kidding right?
me: I just called you a thief and a scam artist and you have the balls to ask me again?
luckeemy_mss: bye
me: bye
me: look for yourself on my website
luckeemy_mss: fuck u
me: have a nice day
me: buh bye
luckeemy_mss: l say fuck u agian
luckeemy_mss: bye
luckeemy_mss: murder fucker
me: I think you were the one that got fucked for a change... how does it feel to have someone put one over on you?
me: and I didn't cost you any money